malkiewicz's Blurbs

About Me:

Bag of shit comedian (open-micer) in Atlantic City/ Philly

Instagram: mikemalkiewicz

Twitter: @mikemalkiewicz

Opie and Anthony listener

malkiewicz's Posts

Oct 22 2014 12:52 am

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Oct 22 2014 12:29 am

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I actually studied fencing at an all boys school in the heart of London in 1833 

Oct 22 2014 12:09 am

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Oct 22 2014 12:02 am

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im actually a 54 year old Jamaican man living in south carolina in 1723 brought over on a pirate ship captain by the like a of blackbeard himself 

Oct 21 2014 11:59 pm

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that condom joke was gold i tell ya

Oct 21 2014 11:52 pm

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whenever I have to slow down before cumming I think of having to put a condom on 

Oct 21 2014 11:46 pm

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My thing i yell out at news people didn’t go too well, mine was Fuck Her Till The Cows Come Home!

Oct 21 2014 11:45 pm

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do u want kids?

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Oct 21 2014 11:39 pm

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Oct 21 2014 11:38 pm

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Oct 21 2014 11:32 pm

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Oct 21 2014 10:39 pm

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scaremyrenner:

malkiewicz i like ur new hair

Oct 21 2014 10:36 pm

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skubjamz replied to your photoset:shit erebody lyke the new cut u ain’t gotta tel me

naw

aint nobody ask u

Oct 21 2014 10:28 pm

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I love farting around customers so much that I know I’m gonna get fired for it

Oct 21 2014 10:22 pm

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5icking replied to your photoset:shit erebody lyke the new cut u ain’t gotta tel me

When did u become a fuckboy??? What the hell did I miss

what?


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