She is literally pleading with me not to do the Mexican grandma voice. She is pleading me.
I was just told “Mike shut-up, you’re gross, I hate you” which is something I should be told every hour on the hour.
So you’re telling me I can’t share my heroin needles? What a party pooper
please don’t hate nazis you’re perpetuating nazi culture. please use trigger warnings
Look I don’t know where you want me to put this potato salad.
How much can I get for my left kidney? I’m kinda over it
I’ll give you this prop gun and you can pretend to shoot me in the mouth! It’s as heavy as a real gun so bash my head away!
Taco Bell and McDonalds are disgusting and awful for you and I just want them in my mouth right now.