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Bag of shit comedian (open-micer) in Atlantic City/ Philly

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Twitter: @mikemalkiewicz

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Sep 19 2014 4:07 am

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Tattered paper with joke idea, circa idfk

fucking looks like a suicide note

Don’t you have an 8 hour set at Marshall’s in the morning?

I don’t work there anymore stupid

[ different clothes store]

no you got it

Sep 19 2014 4:01 am

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ugh I’ve been smoking blunts every night and it STILL hasn’t solved y problems or fixed my life

Sep 19 2014 4:00 am

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malkiewicz:

mattpasscomedy:

Tattered paper with joke idea, circa idfk

fucking looks like a suicide note

Don’t you have an 8 hour set at Marshall’s in the morning?

I don’t work there anymore stupid

Sep 19 2014 3:59 am

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Sep 19 2014 3:58 am

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mattpasscomedy:

Tattered paper with joke idea, circa idfk

fucking looks like a suicide note

Sep 19 2014 3:35 am

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Sep 19 2014 3:35 am

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Sep 19 2014 2:20 am

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I murdered a Spanish naval captain

Sep 18 2014 11:48 pm

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Sep 18 2014 11:42 pm

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Thats 2 maple nut related posts today

Sep 18 2014 11:41 pm

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Maple nut in my face

Sep 18 2014 11:30 pm

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Sep 18 2014 11:24 pm

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I want to force feed this to the people I love

Sep 18 2014 10:54 pm

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Fucking hilarious

Sep 18 2014 8:45 pm

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